I really hate this commercial when it comes on the radio. Here's how it goes, along with my imagined audience response:

"I graduated- Valedictorian of my class" (wow, I'm just an average, underachiever... I wish I was him!)
"I met my wife while scaling Mt. Whatever" (wow, wish I was him!)
"We shared our first kiss at the summit" (wow, wish I was him!)
"I started my own business at 20" (wow, wish I was him!)
"I retired at 50" (wow, wish I was him!)
"And now I'm ready to address my latest challenge: E.D.!"( Er, nevermind!!)

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The speed of light is faster than the speed of sound, which is why often people look bright until they start talking.

All things presented in the above message are MHO. Thus, even though they probably are right, you have the right to respectfully disagree with me.

Lol!

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Where you are at in your relationship with Christ is where He has brought you.

It is your journey, not a standard for others.---Bob Marley



'Butt Kicking Women' is not responsible for lost or stolen egos.

Ed who?

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Where you are at in your relationship with Christ is where He has brought you.

It is your journey, not a standard for others.---Bob Marley



'Butt Kicking Women' is not responsible for lost or stolen egos.

Ahem, no Jeri, I'm not going to google it. I'm not old enough to know.

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Where you are at in your relationship with Christ is where He has brought you.

It is your journey, not a standard for others.---Bob Marley



'Butt Kicking Women' is not responsible for lost or stolen egos.

that's why I'm mad with that commercial. I'd rather not know such things.

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Ah, you youngsters.

Just wait; there may come a day when you'll pay more attention to those commercials.

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My favorite Veteran!

Perhaps, but not this day.

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Where you are at in your relationship with Christ is where He has brought you.

It is your journey, not a standard for others.---Bob Marley



'Butt Kicking Women' is not responsible for lost or stolen egos.

There's another one for Hall's Refresh...mebbe it's just me...but I find it extremely offensive and wonder if anyone else does as well..

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"Silence should never under any circumstances be construed as agreement. A lot of the time, it's simply a reflection that someone just said something so incredibly stupid that no response could possibly do it justice."


"When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us."

- Helen Keller

"Sometimes the fallen and repentant make the best teachers."

I find it gross and disgusting. EWWWWWWWWWW!

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The speed of light is faster than the speed of sound, which is why often people look bright until they start talking.

All things presented in the above message are MHO. Thus, even though they probably are right, you have the right to respectfully disagree with me.