Built the grandkids a swing in the back yard. Couldn't affored a seat - they just sit in the dirt and swing the ropes.
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The one great fallacy of fundamentalism is that we actually believe that while we are confessing the sins of others that the Lord will not look as intently on our own.
As I have gotten older, I have tended to become less dogmatic over certain issues: "(1 Cor 2:2 KJV) For I determined not to know any thing among you, save Jesus Christ, and him crucified."
I got a one legged chicken - didn't wanna eat him all at once.
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The one great fallacy of fundamentalism is that we actually believe that while we are confessing the sins of others that the Lord will not look as intently on our own.
As I have gotten older, I have tended to become less dogmatic over certain issues: "(1 Cor 2:2 KJV) For I determined not to know any thing among you, save Jesus Christ, and him crucified."
Yvonne ran over a turtle on the way to church last night - (true) Does that make her a "Hard Shell Baptist?"
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The one great fallacy of fundamentalism is that we actually believe that while we are confessing the sins of others that the Lord will not look as intently on our own.
As I have gotten older, I have tended to become less dogmatic over certain issues: "(1 Cor 2:2 KJV) For I determined not to know any thing among you, save Jesus Christ, and him crucified."
Can't afford to take a bath - I just let the shower "trickle" and run around in it to get wet.
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The one great fallacy of fundamentalism is that we actually believe that while we are confessing the sins of others that the Lord will not look as intently on our own.
As I have gotten older, I have tended to become less dogmatic over certain issues: "(1 Cor 2:2 KJV) For I determined not to know any thing among you, save Jesus Christ, and him crucified."
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The one great fallacy of fundamentalism is that we actually believe that while we are confessing the sins of others that the Lord will not look as intently on our own.
As I have gotten older, I have tended to become less dogmatic over certain issues: "(1 Cor 2:2 KJV) For I determined not to know any thing among you, save Jesus Christ, and him crucified."
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The one great fallacy of fundamentalism is that we actually believe that while we are confessing the sins of others that the Lord will not look as intently on our own.
As I have gotten older, I have tended to become less dogmatic over certain issues: "(1 Cor 2:2 KJV) For I determined not to know any thing among you, save Jesus Christ, and him crucified."
Ate supper tonight at The Road Kill Cafe -
We all used the same toothpick -
saving the left overs for tomorrow -
Gonna go to the KFC on Saturday and lick other people's fingers! -
Taco Bell has a special on Chihuahua Tacos (I wondered what happened to that dog!)
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Whatever happened to "PoFolks" Restaurant?
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The one great fallacy of fundamentalism is that we actually believe that while we are confessing the sins of others that the Lord will not look as intently on our own.
As I have gotten older, I have tended to become less dogmatic over certain issues: "(1 Cor 2:2 KJV) For I determined not to know any thing among you, save Jesus Christ, and him crucified."
Jeffery Dahmer invented the "Dahmer Nose Pizza" that thing was a booger to cook - I wouldn't "pick" it!
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The one great fallacy of fundamentalism is that we actually believe that while we are confessing the sins of others that the Lord will not look as intently on our own.
As I have gotten older, I have tended to become less dogmatic over certain issues: "(1 Cor 2:2 KJV) For I determined not to know any thing among you, save Jesus Christ, and him crucified."
Have you seen George Jones' face lift - His chin looks like a knee
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Dr told me I need a hip replacement - I am waiting on a two for one sale
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I really don't want to go to heaven one piece at a time
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Had my gall bladdeer out years ago - Asked the Dr why he didn't take my appendix - Said he didn't need it - Anybody know where I can get an extra wide Bikini?
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I had open heart surgery 21 years ago - The doctor told me I was dead for 30 minutes and asked what I remembered - I told him, "I remembered that ol' woman saying, 'somebody hold my teeth, I'm agonna spit out my snuff and give him mouth to mouth!'"
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My feet are so cracked and dry - Yvonne mopped the kitchen floor - I walked across it and sucked up all the water! -
Someone asked me if I shrinked from the sun - I said, "Something caused it - I used to be six feet two!"
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Someone asked me if I had flaky elbows - I told them, "No, but my flaky friends do!"
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Dr Douglass told me that In just 12 days, your toughest skin spots will be gone. - He didn't tell me that I would go with 'em!
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The one great fallacy of fundamentalism is that we actually believe that while we are confessing the sins of others that the Lord will not look as intently on our own.
As I have gotten older, I have tended to become less dogmatic over certain issues: "(1 Cor 2:2 KJV) For I determined not to know any thing among you, save Jesus Christ, and him crucified."
Went to the doctor the other day - He told me that I sure didn't look my age" - I told him, "Nobody looks my age!"
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The one great fallacy of fundamentalism is that we actually believe that while we are confessing the sins of others that the Lord will not look as intently on our own.
As I have gotten older, I have tended to become less dogmatic over certain issues: "(1 Cor 2:2 KJV) For I determined not to know any thing among you, save Jesus Christ, and him crucified."
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