The new pastor of the local church came to our yard sale Saturday.
He preaches from the KJV, which is my language. +1
He is white headed. +1
He has a lovely wife. +1
Their kids are saved, grown, and gone +1
The church sings hymns +1
We visited, and heard a good message
from the Bible. +10
The pews are so long, our family fits in ONE pew.

after service...
the men in the foyer were so noisy I couldn't hear anything the ladies were trying to say to me.
and in the yard, the adoleschent boys were totally out of control, having a fist fight that no one cared to break up. -5