Most of us Hackers are guys and we being that we are on the bus routes all weekend every weekend, we can't make as many posts as those mothers who stay at home and don't work for a living.
That was a JOKE, folks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really don't have a bus rou...er...I really don't feel that way about stay-at-home moms!
Fe Fi Fo Fum......I smell the blood of an idiot on the Forum.
__________________ Well, that's my opinion on the matter!
Fe Fi Fo Fum......I smell the blood of an idiot on the Forum.
No, it's the blood coming from a fresh corpse...
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~ Dan
All this flashy rhetoric about loving you
I never had a selfless thought since I was born.
I am mercenary and self-seeking through and through;
I want God, you, all friends, merely to serve my turn.
Peace, assurance, pleasure, are the goals I seek,
I cannot crawl one inch outside my proper skin;
I talk of love - a scholar's parrot may talk Greek -
But, self-imprisoned, always end where I begin.
Gentlemen, we have a problem that we have to address. We have to ask for the Hacker Diploma back from Teri in NC. In her avatar there is a T-Shirt with writing across the front of it.
If they are just going to go out after graduation and do their own thing, that's fine (well not really) but we ask that they send back their Hacker Diploma.
I leave it up to the originator of this thread to decide.
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Originally Posted by Teri in NC
The 'originator' of this thread is Raider. I have a pm from him asking specifically to keep my shirt pink if it has his name on it. I don't think he wants me to mail my diploma back.
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Originally Posted by gonebutnotforgotten
Geez....I feel bad...but I guess I have some insider knowledge about RAIDER...
He is nothing but a glory hound. It is all about him him him ....I think it is good for his ego to be shot down in a blaze of glory.
And the only reason I was here for the 1000th post is because I cut my bus visitation short last night. I was only out till 11pm not the customary 2am I would normally stay out till.
I am positive RAIDER will have a full bus Sunday, but he isn't playing with a full deck on Thursday
I spent the entire night meditating about this issue (I think I even levitated once!). Yes, Teri is a rebel and is openly displaying her rebellion (what's new!). On the other hand, the shirt brings glory to ME.
I came to myself at dawn while lying in a pool of my own drool (my mind immediately went back to Brother Jorgensen's Personal Finance Class). I asked myself, "Do we take Teri's Hackerette diploma back and remove the shirt from the forum, or do we wink at her wickedness and continue on?"
After much personal anguish, I feel the best solution to our problem is to let the shirt stay!! It's all about ME, ME, ME! The shirt will magnify ME to the masses of Hackers scattered throughout our nation!!
"All hail the power of Raider's name, Let Hackers prostrate fall".
I spent the entire night meditating about this issue (I think I even levitated once!). Yes, Teri is a rebel and is openly displaying her rebellion (what's new!). On the other hand, the shirt brings glory to ME.
I came to myself at dawn while lying in a pool of my own drool (my mind immediately went back to Brother Jorgensen's Personal Finance Class). I asked myself, "Do we take Teri's Hackerette diploma back and remove the shirt from the forum, or do we wink at her wickedness and continue on?"
After much personal anguish, I feel the best solution to our problem is to let the shirt stay!! It's all about ME, ME, ME! The shirt will magnify ME to the masses of Hackers scattered throughout our nation!!
"All hail the power of Raider's name, Let Hackers prostrate fall".
You are about to be sued for sounding too much like BRAVO:
Well, after this week I'm beginning to think it may be all about me."-Bravo
After much personal anguish, I feel the best solution to our problem is to let the shirt stay!! It's all about ME, ME, ME! The shirt will magnify ME to the masses of Hackers scattered throughout our nation!!
"All hail the power of Raider's name, Let Hackers prostrate fall".
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~ Dan
All this flashy rhetoric about loving you
I never had a selfless thought since I was born.
I am mercenary and self-seeking through and through;
I want God, you, all friends, merely to serve my turn.
Peace, assurance, pleasure, are the goals I seek,
I cannot crawl one inch outside my proper skin;
I talk of love - a scholar's parrot may talk Greek -
But, self-imprisoned, always end where I begin.
I was just noticing, some lucky individual will soon have the privilege of beginning the 100th page of the Hacker thread! Another will have the honor of the 1000th post on the Hacker thread. Folks, this is the stuff the average anti-Hacker only dreams of.
Perhaps there should be a prize for these fortunate individuals.
Why not honor them with an all expense paid trip of a lifetime. Hotel accommodations at Baptist City nestled in the heart of beautiful Schererville, Indiana (please bring flip-flops to wear in the shower). Transportation provided by a HAC bus (vintage 1974 model - exhaust problem recently fixed). A delicious 5 course meal in the beautiful HAC dining hall (for those that desire, a scrumptious sack lunch will also be available). A romantic evening boat ride on our lovely lake (Brother Sprunger will be chaperoning). A tour of the complete Division 5 bus route area (please wear comfortable shoes as most of the tour will be on foot). And to top it all off, your tour guides will be Teri and Gone. You'll remember Gone from his best selling book recommended by Peddler's Way, "How I became a self-made Hacker". Our lucky winners will receive a signed copy! Teri will offer a unique perspective on "How to break rules and avoid demerits". People have paid up to $2.65 for a ticket to her lecture! This will be a trip that someone will talk about for years!!
OK, critics, you got a better idea?!
Here is the post that began the 100th page!
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Originally Posted by MercyandTruth
Or if you watched a Staff member tear into one of his pre-school kids for opening a bathroom door on his sister..........(true story) child probably is humiliated to this day.
Here is the 1000th post!!
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Originally Posted by gonebutnotforgotten
WOW! I get the honor of postiing number 1000....
To all the little HACKERS out there.....
Be good to everybody cuz everybody is having a tough time
Congratulations, Mercy, you began out 100th page which makes you our first Grand Prize winner!!! Congratulations, Gone (even though you didn't have enough respect to let ME have the 1000th post), you are our second Grand Prize winner. I know you both must be extremely excited!!
Please look at our once-in-a-lifetime trip offer outlined above. Talk it over with your spouse. I know they will be just as excited! Hey, this could become a second honeymoon with a renewing of marital vows on the island.
Again, congratulations from all of us at the FFF. It was destiny that the king and queen of Hackers receive this award!
Congratulations, Mercy, you began out 100th page which makes you our first Grand Prize winner!!! Congratulations, Gone (even though you didn't have enough respect to let ME have the 1000th post), you are our second Grand Prize winner. I know you both must be extremely excited!!
Please look at our once-in-a-lifetime trip offer outlined above. Talk it over with your spouse. I know they will be just as excited! Hey, this could become a second honeymoon with a renewing of marital vows on the island.
Again, congratulations from all of us at the FFF. It was destiny that the king and queen of Hackers receive this award!
I can see Gone celebrating now...
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~ Dan
All this flashy rhetoric about loving you
I never had a selfless thought since I was born.
I am mercenary and self-seeking through and through;
I want God, you, all friends, merely to serve my turn.
Peace, assurance, pleasure, are the goals I seek,
I cannot crawl one inch outside my proper skin;
I talk of love - a scholar's parrot may talk Greek -
But, self-imprisoned, always end where I begin.
In order to be Gone, you need to shrink him by about a foot and add 50 pounds to him. The beard is perfect!!
How about the skirt and the hose...er...underarmor?
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~ Dan
All this flashy rhetoric about loving you
I never had a selfless thought since I was born.
I am mercenary and self-seeking through and through;
I want God, you, all friends, merely to serve my turn.
Peace, assurance, pleasure, are the goals I seek,
I cannot crawl one inch outside my proper skin;
I talk of love - a scholar's parrot may talk Greek -
But, self-imprisoned, always end where I begin.
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Well, that's my opinion on the matter! 
). On the other hand, the shirt brings glory to ME.
(my mind immediately went back to Brother Jorgensen's Personal Finance Class). I asked myself, "Do we take Teri's Hackerette diploma back and remove the shirt from the forum, or do we wink at her wickedness and continue on?"
), you are our second Grand Prize winner. I know you both must be extremely excited!!
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