I'm not aware of any neighbor's cats. In the absence of a cat, perhaps I will just kick a neighbor.
<<wavy lines as dream sequence begins...>>
contraeverything's daughter: "But I don't WANT to!"
contraeverything: "It's really not a question of what you want. You see, the Bible teaches that we must love others first. The greatest command is that I love God with all my heart, and then I must love my neighbor as myself."
<<contraeverything kicks neighbor repeatedly for emphasis>>
contraeverything's daughter: "I see your point. I repent me in sackcloth and ashes."
contraeverything: "See that you do. And go clean your room."
We conservatives are not, most of us, saints; but even as sinners, above all perhaps as sinners, we have a duty to fight - as wholeheartedly as our enemies promote - the attack on the family that threatens the West to its foundations.
Lady Margaret Thatcher