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  1. #1
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    Default How to deal with and get rid of nasty poltergeist activity

    I get the most unusual emails and posts from Facebook at times, this is in response to an actually Facebook request in dealing with a nasty poltergeist. As you can see by my answer, I won't have to worry about ghost hunters wanting to hire me anytime soon.

    How to deal with the problem of unwelcome and troublesome poltergeists

    1) search the house for any Occult items such as Ouija boards, remove and burn them.

    2) look for and remove and burn any music by Justin bieber. These entities have been around longer than man, and have endured many a musical fad, but even they have their limits.
    A few seconds of, "baby, baby,baby", is enough to make me go on a rampage, let one a poltergeist.


    Or one can just move out and go live somewhere else.

    How come it seems is only White people are dumb enough to move in. Or stay in a house where the walls drip blood, the cat elevates off the floor into midair. And a booming voice tells them to get out

    Every other ethnic group goes, no thanks we will go somewhere else

    Not us white people, we hear and see all that we just go, " it is just a litttle picker upper that needs work, besides it is so dirt cheap how can we pass on it".


    This is not meant to be taken seriously, outside of point 1, this is written Tounge in cheek,

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    Just hire her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top View Post


    Just hire her.
    I was thinking Ghost Busters.
    Pontifex Maximus Invictus II

    OT: So every action is decreed by God, right? The rape of a 3-year-old...
    Mick: Yes

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    So, you're saying the context negates what the verse clearly and plainly teaches?
    Please.

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    Don't have to go through all that trouble, just call Corky or Lisa Ruby!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-Bone View Post
    Don't have to go through all that trouble, just call Corky or Lisa Ruby!!
    I was just thinking the same thing ... Corky would be all over that! lol
    War Eagle!!!



    One more time ... everyone please read aloud together!

    • You're = the contraction for you are. Used in a sentence - You're not very bright are you.
    • Your = shows possession. Used in a sentence - Your misuse of the contraction you're is grossly offensive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by More_Than_Jaded View Post
    I was just thinking the same thing ... Corky would be all over that! lol
    I miss ole Corky...I wish I would of kept a copy of the video he did about me...it was funny...in a ghostly sort of way!

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    How come it seems is only White people are dumb enough to move in.

    At some point, you would think enough people would develop the sense to ask the realtor, "Say, this subdivision wasn't built on top of a cemetery or ancient Indian burial ground, was it? Oh, it was. In that case, why don't we take a second look at that bungalow out by the airport?"

 

 

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