Two years after Bill and June got saved, they witnessed a baby dedication, and decided they should dedicate their 4 year old son, Jimmy, to the Lord. They talked it over with the pastor, and he set up the service. The next Sunday, the pastor prayed with the family, and while they stood in front of the congregation, gave them a short exhortation on Christian parenting. On the way home from church, Bill and June heard Jimmy softly crying in the back seat, and alarmed, asked him what was the matter?
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"The preacher said he wanted me to be raised by godly parents," Jimmy sobbed...
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"...but I want to stay with you!"
(saw it on this forum somewhere - thought it was cute )
Your turn. I just noticed this was on the Commonwealth thread - no wonder no one ever pitches in!! I got here watching who's online and saw the title of thread. You go to this college JustAs?
>
> A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking
> guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and
> asks him what he is drinking.
>
> "Magic Beer," he says.
>
> She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the
> bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth
> talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and
> says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
>
> "Yes, I'll show you."
>
> He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies
> around the building three times and comes back in the
window.
>
> The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that
again."
>
> He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window,
> flies around the building three times, and comes back
> in the window.
>
> She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer,
> so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what
> I'm having."
>
> She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out
> the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in
> her body, and dies.
>
> The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know,
> Superman, you're a real "jerk" when you're drunk
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