Yes folks, I am here in NW Indiana. I drove by 'The Old Church Downtown' yesterday and my van happened to gravitate itself on Burr Street in Crown Point this afternoon.

HACkers around the world should give Mrs. Coffee her props for her ability to keeping her husband's schedule sobusy that he was not able to accomplish his vacation goals.

Top 10 Things SC Wasn’t Able to Accomplish on His Trip to NW Indiana:

10. Spend a day in prayer for ultimate power at the mausoleum.

9. Sit in Preacher’s chair to see if it can hold someone who weights at least 275 lbs.

8. Rip off my shirt in front of the campus web cam to display my green and white body paint.

7. Attach a rope to the back of a bus, put on roller blades and draft all the way to Baptist City.

6. Carjack a security car and ditch it behind the gym.

5. Autograph my picture in the “Banned HACkers” book.

4. Search the tunnels looking for RAIDER’s lost hair to help him hide all DNA evidence.

3. Repaint a mural on the old Walker Building with the FFF logo.

2. Put on a trench coat and roam the halls of the girls’ dorms at night.
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And the Number One thing SC wanted to do but was unable to accomplish on his trip to NW Indiana...
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1. Dredge the lake looking for the missing body of BSAA!!!

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~ Dan

Real Christianity should be identified by its production of spiritual fruit*, not religious nuts.

*love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control